The 2012-13 NFL Season in GIF Glory


The following is a recap and tribute to the 2012-13 NFL season in all its GIF glory. Time to break it down:

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It started off with Bounty-Gate and the Saints getting screwed:

Saints screwed

By this clown, who made nearly 30 million last year:

Goodell-as-McMahon

The replacement refs lived up to the hype:

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Brandon Weedon goes America all over everybody’s asses:

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Vince Wilfork needs a sandwich:

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Jim Harbaugh contracts rabies:

jim rabies

Jerry Jones owns your soul:

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Danny Amendola tries to euthanize grandpa:

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Big Ben and Michael Vick pay for their past transgressions:

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VICKSMASH

J.J. Watt becomes the new Dikembe:

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RG3’s legs make the Redskins relevant again:

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But that doesn’t last too long:

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Alex Smith refuses to take off his helmet:

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When that fails, he tries to drug usurper Rookie Colin Kaepernick’s helmet:

Smith Poo Helmet

Hey diddle-diddle, Ray Rice up the middle:

Ray Rice

Megatron breaks Jerry Rice’s single-season receiving yards record:

CJ record

Adrian Peterson proves that stem-cell research is worth it:

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The bum-fumble that sums up the entire Jets’ season and the end of the Sanchize:

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Tebro didn’t fare much better:

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Peyton during the regular season:

Peyton before playoffs

Peyton in the post-season

Peyton during playoffs

Wouldn’t you be too, losing to this mustached man-child:

Gun slinger Flacco

Colin Kaepernick wants everyone to know that he works out:

Colin K

Ray Lewis emotionally craps his pants during the National Anthem:

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While Gronkowski nearly re-re-breaks his arm aggressively bro-dancing:

Gronk DanceTom Brady was less-than-pleased:

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Thankfully there was some Beyonce:

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Which caused all of New Orleans to collectively blackout:

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And when everyone came to, there was this:

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Even though everyone is still talking about this:

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Is it draft day yet?

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Tim Tebow Walks into a Bar…


Courtesy ESPN stock.

So by now you’ve all heard. Peyton Manning is taking his talents to the Mile-high city. I know baseballs carry farther there…do footballs? Well anything not to be in the same division as his little bro.

Peyton is a Bronco and John Elway finally has someone to play catch with. ESPN has no more of that “PeytonWatch” bullsh*t (they seriously were following his van in a helicopter, OJ style), and all is right in goldfish nation. Let Manning-Mania begin!

But I don’t want to talk about the new Best in the AFC West. It’s a crappy division for starters and I’m not sold on how solid the Broncos are now even with Peyton’s supposedly surgically repaired vertabrae, bra. I would like to remind you of the “Dream Team” Philadelphia Eagles this past season.

Peyton is clearly a big upgrade at the QB spot, that’d non-debatable — but look around him. It’s Thomas and Eric “I’m just Happy to Be Here” Decker. Who’s Peyton gonna throw to against a good cover team, while the pocket collapses? That O-line broke down consistently last year, and luckily for the Broncos, during those plays, Tim Tebow affinity for breaking the pocket turned them (mostly) into positive ground yards. Thus the W’s and Tebow-mania:

But then I guess people just forgot. Maybe Linsanity took over and a new underdog story took his place. I’m not really sure, Denver, because at the end of last year, your Coach promised Tebow the starting QB spot only to have it ripped from his massive hands.

Man this is awkward...

Football Jesus, quite fittingly, was forsaken. By the front office, coaching staff, John Elway and yes, the fans (come at me bro). Let’s be real Denver, how many of you would like to see him get snaps over Peyton? In clutch moments or goal line situations? Yeah. Thought so. You guys might have well thrown him under the Team Bus at Pontius Palace.

I feel for the guy, even though I know he’s just not a good quarterback in the NFL. I’m sure he’ll carve out a niche as a role player, maybe a converted RB, TE or even as a 5-10 snaps a game Wild-Cat option, but I think the verdict is pretty much out. Although to be fair, I guess you could say the same about Mark Sanchize…and they just signed him for 5 years!

So Tebow, here’s a toast to you buddy. I know you don’t drink but now’s as good a time as any to start. I honestly didn’t think this post would be so sympathetic when I started writing it but you did get Denver fans energized again, and you did get wins (mostly). You made football fun to watch and I’ll always root for the underdog (unless it’s against my Pats). Most importantly, whenever I saw you throw the the football I thought to myself “I could do that”.

I will close by saying this. For the polarizing figure that he is, and love or hate his personal views,  Tim Tebow was arguably the greatest College QBs of all time. That should count for something and probably will if you get traded to Jacksonville. Glory Days: